This is a difficult subject to broach in any context, but particularly so in a prim and proper family book such as this, where it would be absolutely gauche to mention Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Elliot Spitzer, or their libertine friends. But if you-know-what is the world’s oldest profession, then spaghetti puttanesca must be the world’s oldest pasta recipe. And there is no shame in that. In fact, those working girls who created it really did know a little something about spicy, cheap, and easy. A touch of this, a handful of that, with a little bite, and a big kick, this dish delivers every time. No questions asked. Satisfaction guaranteed.
So judge not, lest ye be judged! In my humble opinion, spaghetti puttanesca makes up for at least a few of their sins. Now invite your friends and enjoy! (But please don’t use taxpayers’ money.)